Martha's Field Needs Plowed

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"Martha's Field Needs Plowed" is an ADULT parody picture book. Poor Martha's field hasn't been plowed in years. If it isn't plowed soon, it might leave her in tears. Her field has been so dry. Her field has been so barren. She thinks back to the last time it was plowed. Not since Farmer Darren. Beautiful story about traditional American values and hardworking farmers. I would love a sequel about watering Martha's field! It should be soaking wet for her firm tasty melons and juicy peaches! Donated to my daycare library. Is there anyone out there that can get the job done? Makes a great gag gift, especially for a farmer. A note from the author: This book, and all of my books are meant for an adult audience. They are not for children! If you read the description, you would see this book, and all of my books are for adults. My characters are adults. The content is meant to be funny for adults. Anyone buying these books for children is the problem. There are lots of books just like mine out there. Just do a simple search.

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