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Naughty in the North Pole A Hilariously Dirty Christmas Rhyming Book for Grown-Ups Who Like Their Cocoa with a Kick! When wide-eyed Holly the elf moves to the North Pole, she’s expecting hot cocoa, warm fires, and innocent Christmas cheer. What she finds instead? Tinsel-tied kinks, peppermint-flavored pleasure, and a whole lot of hands-on holiday spirit. In this laugh-out-loud, innuendo-packed rhyming tale, Holly discovers the North Pole isn’t all snowflakes and sleigh bells. The elves are frisky, the reindeer are bold, and Mrs Claus knows how to work a candy cane. From steamy snowman encounters to reindeer games that’ll make you blush, Holly’s festive fantasies come true, whether she’s ready or not. Perfect for: Adults who love their Christmas stories with spice Naughty stocking stuffers or gag gifts Holiday humor lovers looking for something outrageous Couples, friends, and party hosts craving a festive laugh Fans of rhyming books with a naughty twist Naughty in the North Pole is your must-have holiday read if you're ready to jingle more than just bells this season. Warning: Not suitable for children. Or serious people.
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