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I’m Doing This for Ho Ho Ho’s Santa’s back — and this year, he’s not checking the Nice List. He’s tired of cookies, carols, and crying toddlers. So he grabs his scroll, fills his sleigh with “unusual” toys, and sets off on a grown-up holiday adventure. His mission? Deliver a little joy to the bold, the wild, and the unapologetically naughty. Told in cheeky rhyme and paired with bold, hilarious illustrations, I’m Doing This for Ho Ho Ho’s is a festive parody that looks like a children’s book — until you read the first page. Whether you love dark humor, twisted Christmas tales, or just need a break from sugar-coated Hallmark vibes, this one’s got your name (and maybe lipstick) on it. ?? Perfect for: Dirty-minded adults who still love holiday stories White elephant gifts with trauma potential People who say “I hate Christmas” but secretly don’t Meme lovers, pun addicts, and sarcasm pros This book is short, fully illustrated, and proudly inappropriate. ?? Grab your copy before Santa slides down the wrong chimney.
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